My first game took me longer to play than the entire campaign of DOOM.

Exactly!

Trying to find him a home would be a terrible waste. What you’ve got to do is find a nice, semi-well travelled trail in the woods, then find a little clearing off to the side and prop him up so that he’s not 100% visible, but still visible enough. Then, one day, while you won’t be around to see it, you might stand a…

As a go-to rule, when you’re filling out the paperwork with the clerk, if you mumble, just audibly enough that the clerk can hear you: “That kid/guy is gonna fry for this.” You’ll definitely get off jury duty.

It is close, but this man is no Cr1TiKaL.

Maybe not everyone is as broken and cynical as you are and actually do give a shit.

“There are some small annoyances. The lack of a French campaign or Central Powers story mission is a disappointment given how comprehensive Battlefield 1 wants to be in covering the war. Missing features like a gun practice range or even the simple ability to alter your loadouts from the main menu begin to devalue the…

Forewarned is forearmed. I’m a skeptic but you should see if you can contain it, if for nothing more than shits and giggles. 

Sounds like someone’s projecting.

That’s the Governor-General, you ignorant fuck.

Jason Schreier? Is this your pseudonym profile? :P

And what exactly is wrong with that?
#PCControllerUser

If this guy doing this was also sponsoring a bunch of racist shitposters for the benefit of Clinton and we were applauding, yes, that would be a double standard.
There’s nothing offensive about this, this is actually a good joke. If Luckey had just been putting up billboards going off on things like Benghazi or the…

I believe this will be a recurring thought.

That was by far the finest line in this article.

I honestly don’t know how most sane American’s aren’t walking around screaming constantly like they just found a normal human in Invasion of the Body Snatchers.

This is the kind of guy going off about how goddamn politically correct we’re all being but can’t stand to hear the words fuck or pussy. These people, really work themselves into knots over little things. Wait, I think that was too politically correct. These fucking people, buncha pussies.

Ohhh, I don’t want to be dinged for using the wrong gender pronoun, but don’t you DARE infringe on my values by saying: Fuck or pussy!!

(Tic Tac HQ)

Employee: Sir, sir! We’re trending on Twitter!
Boss: Oh really, what’s going on exac-...
Boss: Oh no, ohhh no...

As I’ve heard a bunch of people say today:
“To the GOP: Trump is your baby, you raised him, and you don’t get to abort in the third trimester, you’ve gotta carry it to term.”