Just call the people who use it as a slur dumb ignorant fucks. If they get upset, just tell ‘em not to be so damn politically correct.

I’ve heard more convincing script reading from ISIS captives.

Of course they do, all Assange has to do is jangle some keys in front of Trump’s face, and so long as they’re gold plated and shiny he can finally slip out of the Ecuadorian Embassy and GTFO of dodge.

Or: “You, a person, are less important than a game. Get back in your place.”

Position himself for 2020? Hell no. Have you seen House of Cards? (Spoiler alert incoming) He’s gonna Frank Underwood the presidency. Mark my words.

Hey, it’s a free country, I can’t legally stop you from fucking yourself, can only tell you it’s a bad idea that will lead the country to unimaginable strife.

Quick aside: What does a mink attack look like?

Oh god dammit, I shouldn’t be laughing but XD

This right here. I know at least one friend who’s a fairly liberal guy in public and another who’s got a couple kids (Did go through a messy divorce though, not that it excuses things.) and I went to a board games night with these two and another guy with a girlfriend. As soon as the booze got to flowing I was…

“Speed up grandma...”

While a lot of people learned to type using Mavis-Beacon, I used Diablo 1 to learn how to type. Asking strangers on the internet to dupe me Godly Plates of the Whale and Obsidian Rings of the Zodiac. Damn, Battle.net featured into a lot of my gaming as a kid. Huh. Here’s to the platform formerly known as Battle.net,…

Want:
- Forza Horizon 3 (Pre-bought, waiting for Friday!)
- Battlefield 1
- Civilization 6
- Titanfall 2 (Tentative based on things they’ve changed after beta.)
- Pokémon Moon

A lighter list then most fall seasons. Huh.

You sound like fun.

Ultimate Edition dl’d and ready to go. Come on Friday!

Now that is some in your face marketing!

No, I’ll see myself out, thank you.

My first thought was that his face looked shockingly unpunched and then wondered why it looked like no one in the immediate vicinity was about to rectify that situation.

I think it’s less about that, and more about how exactly could he himself have known what he was about to be a part of. If he had known, I have no doubt he would’ve done everything possible to stop it.

Oh whew, I can put the gun down now. Thanks for the heads up Stephen.

I know what the sign of the Aquila is, but saying: “Performs the Aquila” all I could think of was the tune of the Mexican Hat Dance sung by a monastic choir.

All my love to those who post Bill Bailey clips.