In addition to sending out mass emails from the offender's computer, rotating the desktop 90 or 180 degrees, we had "animals without necks" as the common go to background for a while.

I've seen this play out a thousand times before. You're doing awesome and everything in life is going in your favor and then BAM! you wake up hammered drunk on your neighbors front lawn and your sponsor is all like "you can't keep doing this to yourself you have a serious problem" and then you lose your sponsor and he…

My kids don't eat the sandwich they get for lunch, they get it for dinner that night. If they don't eat it at dinner, they get it back in their lunchboxes the next fucking day. We fucking don't throw away food at our house. Fuck that.

People knew it was Winston when they noticed that nearby FSU campus police were looking the other way.

Probably could've been avoided if coaches had some sort of electronic communication system on the sidelines.

This is likely to cause a whole new round of debate. But if there's anyone who's ready for a knockdown-drag out fight, it's Ray Rice.

I thought that was the crab sexually-assaulting QB?

See what I mean? Commenting going to shit. No mention at all of how far can I punt a football. F minus.

Why Your Contributor Sucks: Chris Fucking Kluwe

I can see why you'd be partial to Greg, Chris. Neither of you can finish a 40 yard dash.

So now you've sued the only business that needs punters and slammed the only media that follows punters. You're a real fucking genius.

NO. GET THAT FUCKING TOMATO OFF RIGHT NOW. FUCK TOMATO. TOMATO CAN GO DIE.

I think he was just scared that finger gun was real

What language is this and what are you asking?

A massive pendant, you say?

Yes, I felt like holy shit. But in reality, I'm closer to a holy mackerel.

Did you feel all Jesusy inside?