I barely get to the movies as is. The fact that they’re expensive, and require a babysitter, and have 20 pre-show ads that elicit audible sighs from the audience

#NeverForget

then we are in agreement

Somehow the word consequence has become synonymous with punishment.

Dennis as Star Lord.

Holy crap. So many planets of female life forms for him to use the D.E.N.N.I.S. system on.

Comically enough, despite your anger directed at this article, it seems like most of your questions would be answered if the police had done their jobs and filed a more thorough report.

"Hedy Hey Hedy Hey Hedy decky decky decky decky decky decky decky decky decky."

Based on the comments here. Comcast/TWC is already spending big dollars on "Market Research" firms (ghost commenters) to shore up Anti-Net-Neutrality sentiment.

Why would you want to? The female ones always seem smarter. I've seen some of them go from high school, to college, to take charge business women. Most of the guys just end up as pizza men and plumbers.

I don't understand what would make these people think this ok.

Shouldn't the Eagles' PR staff have some sort of policy against their players following other teams?

It's like something that would be airbrushed onto the side of a van.

Are these supposed to be examples of the death threat tweets? Because they're death threats in the same way that saying "go fuck yourself" is a rape threat.

So let me get this straight. These people don't believe in evolution because it doesn't work like it does on the Pokemon cartoon?

I did once see a workhorse evolved into a jackass.

It's just not fair, how you white people suffer.

If that headline were true, I'd imagine Sam, Jr. would be looking for his Dad, then.