intergalactic planetary
3/22/16 2:40PM

I barely get to the movies as is. The fact that they’re expensive, and require a babysitter, and have 20 pre-show ads that elicit audible sighs from the audience Read more

11/17/14 1:20PM

Dennis as Star Lord.

Holy crap. So many planets of female life forms for him to use the D.E.N.N.I.S. system on.

11/14/14 3:30PM

Comically enough, despite your anger directed at this article, it seems like most of your questions would be answered if the police had done their jobs and filed a more thorough report.

11/14/14 12:53PM

Based on the comments here. Comcast/TWC is already spending big dollars on "Market Research" firms (ghost commenters) to shore up Anti-Net-Neutrality sentiment.

11/14/14 12:06PM

Why would you want to? The female ones always seem smarter. I've seen some of them go from high school, to college, to take charge business women. Most of the guys just end up as pizza men and plumbers.

11/13/14 9:46PM

Shouldn't the Eagles' PR staff have some sort of policy against their players following other teams?

11/13/14 11:22AM

It's like something that would be airbrushed onto the side of a van.

11/12/14 10:26PM

So let me get this straight. These people don't believe in evolution because it doesn't work like it does on the Pokemon cartoon?

11/12/14 5:43PM

It's just not fair, how you white people suffer.