intergalactic planetary
Mar 22 2016

I barely get to the movies as is. The fact that they’re expensive, and require a babysitter, and have 20 pre-show ads that elicit audible sighs from the audience Read more

Nov 17 2014

Dennis as Star Lord.

Holy crap. So many planets of female life forms for him to use the D.E.N.N.I.S. system on.

Nov 14 2014

Comically enough, despite your anger directed at this article, it seems like most of your questions would be answered if the police had done their jobs and filed a more thorough report.

Nov 14 2014

Based on the comments here. Comcast/TWC is already spending big dollars on "Market Research" firms (ghost commenters) to shore up Anti-Net-Neutrality sentiment.

Nov 14 2014

Why would you want to? The female ones always seem smarter. I've seen some of them go from high school, to college, to take charge business women. Most of the guys just end up as pizza men and plumbers.

Nov 13 2014

Shouldn't the Eagles' PR staff have some sort of policy against their players following other teams?

Nov 13 2014

It's like something that would be airbrushed onto the side of a van.

Nov 12 2014

So let me get this straight. These people don't believe in evolution because it doesn't work like it does on the Pokemon cartoon?

Nov 12 2014

It's just not fair, how you white people suffer.