Holy shit thank you for this video. I haven't laughed that hard in a while!

That guy who smacked the dildrone out of the air must be such a cock blocker.

I bet he still rents VHS tapes when he goes there too

Have any of you reached out to Chris Kluwe about his tweets regarding the two Vikings players in a compromising position with an underage girl? If it wasn't what it sounds like, what the hell was he talking about?

Psssst....Madeleine - Tom from Deadspin's last name is Ley, not Lay. Unless maybe that's his nickname around the office? Nicely done Tom.

What else would you expect from Chicago northsiders? They always pay someone else to take care of their lawns.

Maybe it's just me, but that ironically sounded like one of those terrible Christian rock songs.

You might be right, but I think a secondary, independent autopsy that supports the local police's results would go a long way in covering this murder up.

This was oh so excellent and funny and sad all at the same time. Ugghhh why does our political system have to be this way?

I'd really like to believe that the DoJ will give the public the important details from the autopsy, but my guess is that they will likely help the Ferguson PD cover up this awful murder.