I used pay phones often while making illegal transactions in the city of Milwaukee from 2007-2013. It was mostly a pain in the ass, as only about 25% of the phones actually worked.

Holy shit thank you for this video. I haven't laughed that hard in a while!

That guy who smacked the dildrone out of the air must be such a cock blocker.

I bet he still rents VHS tapes when he goes there too

Have any of you reached out to Chris Kluwe about his tweets regarding the two Vikings players in a compromising position with an underage girl? If it wasn't what it sounds like, what the hell was he talking about?

Psssst....Madeleine - Tom from Deadspin's last name is Ley, not Lay. Unless maybe that's his nickname around the office? Nicely done Tom.

What else would you expect from Chicago northsiders? They always pay someone else to take care of their lawns.

Maybe it's just me, but that ironically sounded like one of those terrible Christian rock songs.

I also wonder what the effect is of surveys that offer some sort of reward for completion. For me, if I'm asked to complete a survey in order to receive something, I tend to whip through it with a bunch of middle of the road answers as not to skew their results.

You might be right, but I think a secondary, independent autopsy that supports the local police's results would go a long way in covering this murder up.

This was oh so excellent and funny and sad all at the same time. Ugghhh why does our political system have to be this way?

I'd really like to believe that the DoJ will give the public the important details from the autopsy, but my guess is that they will likely help the Ferguson PD cover up this awful murder.

I would assume copyright issues as well. However, that makes me wonder if Apple either doesn't have the whole blue/green text bubbles thing copyrighted, or if they allow programs like House of Cards to use it as form of free advertisement.