Everybody in this life has his or her personal line that cannot be crossed. I want you to ask yourself what your line is.

All 3 of these friends are assholes.

Actually, my partner is so pleased with the fact that I am sensitive and secure enough to write for Jezebel on the daily (about only the most important topics and never weird sex trends and puppies) that all we do is have sex and eat lunchables. And then I get paid for this!

Yes, we will do that on the same day that anyone gives a shit about what you think.

The whole time we were working on this, I couldn't get this out of my head:

See?! People need to know how fucking funny Isha is.

Oh my god, this was great. Isha... I think I love you.

The only information that has been released from the preliminary autopsy is that he died of multiple gunshot wounds. In other words, duh. They won't release any more information until they get results of the toxicology tests, so they can hopefully use that to discredit him further. Shameful. I hope the DOJ autopsy…

I believe his official title is "Dr. Fedora., PhD, Esq, SMH"

If our society stopped caring about monogamy, Ashley Madison would go out of business.

professor of sport, masculinities, and sexualities

That's SuperDad Howie Long, just out there supporting his son and rocking one of his typically whimsical, off season hairdos.

You'd never know that before she became Miss Texas she was Miss Houston.

No wonder they call her Miss Texas. She nearly did.

I say the worst pitch ever was the guy who suggested she throw it out in the first place.

You call him an Idiot, but he was immediately signed by DC United after the game.

He all like - who let big ass giant play?

I think her take is quite reasonable. The ad was about as creatively lazy as an airline food joke.

I don't know, you can talk shit about their chances all you like but I really like TBA this year.