its*

Compliments of Captain Insano.

This is less an indictment of Jets fans, and more proof that 99% of (NFL) tailgaters are fucking morons who know nothing about their own team.

Actually JJ Watt signed a 6-year, 100-million-dollar contract, roughly half of which is “guaranteed money.” He makes $10-$20 million in cash every year. And that’s just football money; he has a shitload of endorsements.

It’s amazing how terrible people are at judging weight figures. At 6'3" with his frame, Aguilar is 285+.

This is the kind of steel-trap mind that adjudicates the highest level of appellate (non-federal) cases in Ohio.

It’s just as common to hear that something is doing “incredibly good” as “incredibly bad.” This was not colloquial use. WORDS MATTER IN THE TRUMP STATE GAHHHHHH

FYI, “incredibly” is a synonym of “very.”

Pssst...he’s Cuban.

Forget racism; the logic behind that paragraph is so frighteningly dumb that this man should not be a paid writer.

Aimée, in this sport, matches—“bouts”—are wrestled, not fought.

RED FUCKING FLAG. How the fuck does a company large enough to necessitate an HR Department not allow spouses at company parties. This is so fucking dumb and transparently bad. This is Trumpian.

I saw Maria perform this past fall. A few notes:

HAWT TAEK:

I swear to god I read this as:

“obstacle acting course”*

God, Lauren Duca is a badass

Yes.

YOU’RE NOT MY SUPERVISOR