That accent...

+1 sir

As a former wrestler with the ability to eyeball a man’s weight, there is no god damn way Trump weighs only 236 pounds.

Hey, gotta make sure you’ve got room for modern pentathlon.

Seriously, who buys those?

More like BADell

Something doesn’t add up. There’s no way that these people can find enough Airbnb tenants to keep up with mortgage payments.

Have these fuckers watched Trump? Way more goofy-ass faces and involuntary ticks than Clinton.

Doesn’t he have to Billy Madison his inheritance?

No.

Is Trump not just a minor league manager getting his money’s worth? When can we expect rosin grenades?

This gif is phenomenal

Watch out for that first step, it’s a doozy.

Brava, Foxy.

Eugene Monroe seems really cool.

brava.

Ahem

Hon. Kara Brown sez:

I think I am the only person in America who doesn’t want Hamilton tickets.