I’m only paying $1000+/sf for...no. I’d never do that, because it’s stupid.

(Former) D1 collegiate wrestler here.

This is legitimately great writing.

I think “bad soap opera with stuntmen” is the option you’re missing. 

Evil. Evil. EVIL.

Good god, that image isn’t even ‘shopped. HOW is he not laughed out of the room?!?

The thing is, she’s not gonna say no...

burrbeque*

Oh god...it’s a pigman! A pigman!

My dad went to high school with Rick Santorum in suburban Chicago. He said that Rick was just a quiet loner: a poor student, did no activities, etc. He was shocked to see Rick become a politician, much less a nationally famous right-wing blowhard. Anyway, fuck ‘im.

Good.

No. No, no, no, no, no. FAKE NEWS.

You don’t deserve a driver’s license.

Library of Congress Decides That Your Tweets Are Trash

+1 infuriatingly common grammatical error

Oh, P.S., the first twenty-four hours are the worst... Better bring a poncho.

Just a reminder than 6 is above average...

She was a crass socialite who worked as Grace’s assistant and joined the gang to escape a boring trophy wife life.

...No. It was that good.

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