Its not, so he isn’t.

Joint Statement from Sheena and I

“Oh, Tyrod. The toll road of denial is a long and dangerous one. The price, your soul. Oh, by the way, you have until five to clear out your locker. I’m starting Sunday.”

No way Aguilar weighs only 250lbs.

Give me a break with this shit. What a ridiculous amount of crap to carry. People in real life don’t do this. If you say you do, you’re a sucker of the 1st degree.

Also it sounds like she has a point about the cowbells.

Reminds me of the time I got banned from Diablo for duping.

We had a Gurley when I was a kid. And I always thought it was sad that he didn’t have a lot of room to run around. But my parents took him upstate so he could live on a farm. Now he has plenty of space to run around in the open fields. I miss him sometimes, but I know he’s better off there.

Rio Screwjob

Unless this is the film, not interested!

“When Keeping It Real Is Mildly Inappropriate”

Could it be? An opportunity for the elusive Jalopzebel crossover?

Nearly nothing in this entire article made sense or was reported correctly. #ImWithThiel

Do not Google “Bears in bathtubs” at work unless you work somewhere very progressive and/or somewhere in the midst of a bankruptcy.

I’m assuming no one was happier when the Mariners got rid of Ichiro.

He’s never really kissed her, not through the massively thick lipstick barrier.

Seriously. Dude gets paid bank to make kids exercise real hard for a few weeks.

Minnesotans are wannabe Canadians. The only reason they're not is because they want their sovereign to be a Nordic Queen and not an English Queen.