Those people need to fuck off, forever.

You know how the internet says Tuesday’s child is full of grace? That is not true, at least for me.

But everyone would call him Scoots

What the hell is Brett Favre doing here?

You know, growing to be an adult Packers fan, outside of the two Super Bowl wins, the 2nd of which was just out of fucking left field, there’s a lot in my life that happened to them where I’m like, “how the fuck does something like that happen in a moment like this?”

Yeah...that’s great, Nick. Have fun with your thinking...things. I prefer to not think. Thinking gets you in places you don’t really intend to go. Your brain only has so much power to it, and if you go on thinking so much like that you’re gonna end up with some disease, like a brain thing. Just you wait, you’ll hit 55…

Dick pills, dick pills, dick pills...

Fuckin Steve, my boss is a goddamn Karen...Steve’s sister

You PLAY to win the GAME. Or something. Hey, where’s my orange slices?

Run.

Jesus Christ, Bob, you had a good point and then you went and said that. 

That curveball tho, for real 

ANDY IS OUR LEADER. I BOW TO HIM EVERY NIGHT AT 12:59AM.

You seem to have forgotten Jermichael Finley and Sterling Sharpe.

-1 yard

It read to me like Peck is a guy that had “paid his dues” and come out the other side with that hard-fought experience while Pete didn’t really have to. However the repeated“Mary Pete” jabs in the piece were off-putting to say the least especially when you take in account the reasoning behind the name.

you big mood. ooh haa haa.

Davis will wear No. 3 on his jersey next season, so a number exactly one half of the one LeBron wanted.

He probably killed about 3 hookers. Not 5, not like Craig James’ terror ride at SMU, but definitely 3.

So where are you shipping your foot?