So you made it one episode. Great job.

You know...I actually wrote to the writers on Tuesday, something like 15 in all, just pissed at all this bullshit. I actually got a response back. Never expected it, especially in all the goings on in the last two days, but someone took the time to write back a line or two thanking me. Amazing.

Idk Dave, but I only smoke hitters, the bat kind.

No, just MAGNIFICENT. Why do you have to make everything political, Gary?

Times like this make me really miss Raysism.

February 23rd, 1995. http://www.revealingcartoons.com/scandal-category/scandal/other/article/the-dark-ending-to-the-noid

Has anyone gotten a reaction from Rush Limbaugh on Deshaun Watson’s career thus far?

I thought Mason Rudolph was in Pittsburgh...?

I feel like the last time we’ve talked about Real Sports was last year when it produced the Gumble - Jeter exchange reenacted by Chris Cote and Billy Gil. It was gold.

Talk about failing up.

There was something similar that happened in my hometown last year, I couldn’t believe it either. https://lacrossetribune.com/sports/local/college/tribune-investigation-uw-whitewater-defensive-schemes-sent-to-uw-la/article_b927a731-7744-5393-9fb8-ee6ae3909b03.html

Is it just me or is it really weird to see Snoop using the word “baddie” to describe Martha Stewart?

Rest assured, he was just repeating what Daniel Tosh was saying on his television show.

“Oh yeah, totally.” - Steve Bartman

I’d like to know some guys. 

Dude, the “mafia” does not exist. If you were in “the mafia”, you most certainly would not broadcast it. It’s like Fight Club. Fucking amateur. Nice outfit, loser.

What, are you new here or something?

“That was awesome, man. I know I did the TV for a long time, but I didn’t know he could also do the TV thing, man...This guy, that was awesome, man.”

...it worked fine for me?