I mean, I hear R Kelly is still available...

idk man, go read the replies to AOC’s tweet...yeesh

It’s most definitely whining. I went to Miller Park a few weekends ago and sat behind home plate. Didn’t really notice the net after, oh, I sat down. What surprised me the most is there isn’t a net covering our heads.

I’ve had season tickets for our local wooden-bat, collegiate summer baseball league team in town for a few years now. We’ve sat behind the netting for the entirety of this period and not once was it ever obtrusive. Like others have said, it took all of 2 minutes to get used to it and no one complains about it.

B) not even big Law & Order fans go out of their way to watch episodes.

I can’t believe it’s a kicker. I mean, Lovie attached himself to two QB’s that damn near took him under in Rex Grossman and Jay Cutler (he got 3 head coaches fired!). Both flamed out spectacularly with somewhat predictable endings. But now, to have it be a kicker who isn’t even on the team (and carrying that dead cap…

This Durant thing reminds me a bit of Jerry Rice, when he tore his ACL in ‘97 and came back 3 1/2 months later only to break the kneecap in the same knee. Sometimes shit just happens, man.

Fuck your DH

I mean, I don’t want to but now I guess I have.

He should’ve played baseball.

You know, it’s fucking sad that he’s had to do this more than two or three times to Congress.

One time I won a dizzy bat race at our local summer-league baseball diamond and they gave me a medium size t-shirt. What kind of shit is that? What self-respecting, beer-swilling, fried-food eating adult living in the upper Midwest can even fit into a medium? 12%, probably.

Maybe you’re not very good at this, Al.

And they rob banks, man. http://www.chicagomag.com/Chicago-Magazine/February-2019/Bicycle-Bank-Robber-Tom-Justice/

He’s Jon Voight. Makes sense.

BUT WHAT ABOUT THE CHILDREN?!?!?!?!

haha yeah until they piss test you

idk man, he also seems to have a weird fascination with cows. Which, I mean come on, they’re dumb as fuck. No wonder we eat them.

We’re not talking about standing up to entire countries and their leaders. We’re talking about dealing with one asshole. In my experience, dealing with an asshole is no-win. There is no way to deal with them other than to walk the fuck away, you know like teachers used to tell me when I was a kid. But you should know…

Walking away is not mute acceptance. It is silent dissent. Big fuckin difference.