lol no it doesn’t, that’s what alcohol and weed are for, unless you’re Magary and that sucks. That shit makes you forget it for a while. Sports are just entertaining, I don’t watch because I want to forget about life, I watch because I enjoy sports. I don’t watch TV programs because I want to forget and tune-off for…

Deitch’s former producer on the media pod was Bette Marston as well.

Shit, that’s easy. My one little brother is a line cook at DQ and a senior in HS and the other is, well, unemployed and living at home already one year out of high school. Try to hype that shit.

At least the NBA is fun while taking itself a little too serious. The NFL is just a slog with all the trappings of a slightly-less shitty Presidential administration - money, fame, inability to function after leaving, etc.

...who watches a replay of golf? Better yet, who watches a replay of golf and then complains about not being able to watch the whole thing?

Pistons fans everywhere, including me, should be wondering if making the playoffs was actually worth it. Because goddamn, it does not appear as if it is.

Yeah, let’s throw the dead guy in prison! That’ll teach him.

I love the num pad and I don’t mind the off-center trackpad. Diff’rent strokes, I guess. What I hate the most is hitting an arrow key when I’m trying to hit the right shift, I can’t get in the habit of using the left shift unless I’ve hit the arrows 3 goddamn times in a row.

This is the keyboard on my laptop. I use the right shift even though half the time I screw up and hit an arrow button. I’m a lefty and I have no idea why I only use the right shift.

I just realized I do not know who or what the hell a “Brandon Hyde” is. Peak replacement-level manager, there.

I mean, he is kind of a douche. The points Laura made about his past are legit.

...how does no one get the joke? Will was definitely in on the joke. Bo didn’t just walk out from the back.

Fuck that bullshit, Charlotte is amazing. It’s almost as if Luis has never listened to her podcast or watched her show.

Not today, Satan “Rob.” Do you live every day with a ridiculous urge for “girls” to compliment you on your appearance?

I mean, .008 is well below the legal limit, it’s gotta be legit.

I’ve always thought of Porty as a real-life version of Jeremy Jamm. Dude’s so fucking stupid he’d put up a Japanese-type thing on his wall without realizing it reads “North Korea.” He just likes it because it makes him feel cultured.

The fact that we’ve never heard of any team asking “Do you like fish dicks?” is a complete indictment of the entire system.

They did go 3-20 this season, so...yeah, I would too.

+1 cock ring

oooooh that feeling you get when you rhetorically defend a marginalized community from systems of oppression