Hey, fuck you, Lauren.

Phil would insinuate it to a reporter so someone else would do it. That’s truly the Phil Jackson way.

LegalZoom isn’t the same thing.

I’m guessing this young lad doesn’t have a lawyer on retainer, or at least someone he’d call “my lawyer”.

It’s really easy to rag on ESPN but for real, that would’ve been the headline on Awful Announcing, Barstool, or the lead on Golic & Wingo, to which LeBatard would just put his head in his hands and say, “Why are we so stupid?” two hours later.

If it was MJ or Kobe, JR wouldn’t have made it back to the hotel.

I think it only depends on how you use your social media platform, no? I know a lot of people, including me, that don’t use social media as a “look at me and my life” outlet. It’s like, mostly memes and talking shit about the president, other elected officials and corporations. Also, news.

Have you been, or are you currently, on twitter?

As long as Colangelo wasn’t live-tweeting Roseanne or Fox News, I’m ok with this.

Wait. So this guy is Rudy Guliani? I’m very confused.

Better than Tumblr.

Oh my God, I think Brian McCann has a kinja account.

We’re out here all day.

Thank you. Fucking. Thank. You.

That...is fucking weird.

Why not have an automatic touchback as soon as the ball crosses the end zone, like in college? I feel like I’ve been saying this for years.

The Titanic. My 3rd grade teacher left me a book about the discovery and I dove right in. The next year she got me tickets to meet Robert Ballard, I got to ask him a question and got his autograph that I eventually lost in a breakup years later. And then I watched the movie like 3 times in the theatre when it came out.

OH MY GOD A DEEP DRIVE TO RIIIIIIGHT...and foul.

I am so glad Gus Johnson doesn’t do baseball. He’d lose his shit over half the damn time a guy flies out to left.