What do you think Cal McNair looks like when he fucks

Well, bud, if you don’t want people to think weird things, it’s probably best not to do weird shit.

I can’t remember seeing a PFR page quite like his. https://www.pro-football-reference.com/players/H/HackCh01.htm

I just said to myself, he looks like a guy that would eat something like that.

And on the other hand, Winston had resources in the form the FSU athletic department which some random black 15 year old would not.

“Throw me a pitch I can hit!”

Can’t get carpal tunnel eating chicken and drinking beer, now can you.

I do not understand why some folks first reaction is call the damn cops. I just do not understand that shit. Just once, I want these white assholes to have some obscure warrant that gets flagged during one of these incidents. Just fucking once.

I mean, I love Ichiro but I have never wanted to actually be Ichiro until now.

I went 6 months without reading spoilers for Breaking Bad. Anything can be done.

I just want to know how far he can punt a football.

I mean, you can put the fucking toilet seat down when you flush like a civilized human being, Eric.

Everything checks out sans bloodies. I hate making bloodies.

Counterpoint: Nah.

It’s true. Kwik Trip sells taco chips. http://www.myfitnesspal.com/food/calories/kwik-trip-urge-taco-chips-478273341

Can he please do this against the Cardinals next time? Or Brian McCann and the Astros? Pretty please. I asked nicely, what the fuck more do you want.

Bartolo has played for I was traded by the Montreal Expos years in the bigs.

“Hey! Did you know that Japanese Little Leaguers are really interested in anal? Isn’t that kind of kooky and interesting?”

The good news is the accelerator’s fixed. The bad news is the transmission’s screwed.

Man, I can’t wait until 45 goes on the record against breathing.