So...he’s a piece of shit? I was really expecting more from ol’ dumbass Andy, like he was going to expand on that thought. But no. That’s where he ended it. Now I fully expect dumbass Andy to never write another word about him.

Push.

FUCK YOU I’M NOT IN BRISTOL.

That’s funny because there’s a bar here in town called the Bodega and it’s trendy as shit.

Someone with influence needs to tell this moron to shut the fuck up. He really cannot stop yelling about wealthy people, can he...fuck off with your bullshit, Grandpa.

When we bought our first house last year, I was at the hardware store all the damn time. Your line about being back to Home Depot every weekend brought back those memories. Also, my tool collection blossomed in the last year. I love this shit.

Eh, his ankle can do some weird things tho

...you mean Plop and Clark? Who’s this Pete guy?

Damn.

The giving back of the card when opening a tab is fairly normal in my town, but I’ve never encountered the self-serve water cooler in a bar. Ever.

No, the other team was supposed to travel to our gym an away game and they thought it was a home game for them. So, instead of just going home and not playing a game, we decided to have an intra-squad scrimmage and play against each other.

I was on a parks & rec flag football team in 6th grade and we didn’t win a game. The first play the coach called in the first game of the season was a reverse because, his words, “They’ll never see this coming.” We lost like 7 yards or something. Thankfully I got mono before the season ended so I didn’t have to be…

And you are nothing but great to your ho, and you told her that she was the only ho for you, and that she was better than all the other hos in the world. And then...Then suddenly she’s not your ho no mo’!

My Grandfather once drove home from the bar, about a mile or so...and it took two hours. He has no idea why it took that long.

Gimme two claps and a polish sausage

Effin’ A, Cotton.

That is the question.

It’s kinda funny that you think the way a professional athlete acts during a media interview is the way he acts in real life.

They’re nihilists, Dude.

He did have 69 catches last season.