One of the many reasons why I did not want children was that I could not imagine what I would do to the bullies if my child ever suffered the sort of treatment that I experienced. Just thinking of me in that state of boundaryless rage legitimately scares me.

Yeah okay, I’ll admit that’s a mild exaggeration to set up a joke that probably only I found amusing. But also, this scenario is clearly not just “life with kids.” Mother of None knows raising children can be difficult, that’s why she chose to not have any. THESE kids refuse to do anything around the house, they don’t…

Oh, that motherfucker wants her to “fix” his kids. He wants all the benefits of having an orderly home without any responsibilty or designation as ‘the bad guy’.

You remove the entire headline (foam and all) buy some new fabric and use 3M spray fabric adhesive. Replace headliner.

That is why:

This is your daily reminder that it is American as fuck to punch the shit out of scumbag Nazis.

You left out the question that the reporter asked Trump at the press conference in South Korea; which was a brilliant question and should turn into a talking point for anyone who wants gun regulation:

Honestly, would you rather have them egging and TPing your house?

This. My son is 16 and he still likes dressing up and taking his 12 year old sister out. My older daughter got over it a 14. So long as they dress up, let them play. We force kids to grow up so fast, it seems like the only time we really see “child-like glee” is Halloween, Christmas morning, and Easter Egg hunting.

Can confirm the last part. I made a Kief firecracker once, that I ate in addition to a regular firecracker. I was too zonked to lay down and watch TV. I couldn’t stop rolling around the floor and when I looked at the TV I couldn’t focus on it.

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HAHAHA I LOVE THIS.

Nothing reminds me why I don’t want kids more than hours of undiluted time with them.

Anyone who goes over by months over 24-months is definitely a monster.

The first thing the reporter said got me going.

Teach your kids some goddamned manners. As soon as they are able to walk and talk, they are able to be trained in the art of not throwing shit and laughing, or yanking on the dog’s ear, or dropping trou on the carpet. They respond easily enough to cause/effect conditioning and do not require a “talking to” until they…

I’ve gotten flack for this before but...

I wish Facebook had a native “hide baby photos” option. You can sort of hack one together with add-ons, but I would like to follow the people on my list without being spammed with the 14 photos they decided to take of their kids in the past hour.

I got yelled at in Jersey for trying to pump my own gas. Thought I was getting scammed at first when he told me he had to pump my gas. Good to know Oregon does this too. #statestoavoid