i work with a 90 year old woman who’s still pretty good mentally. one morning, she reported that she had seen an alligator sunning itself on her small back patio. we live on cape cod so i was pretty sure there was no alligator but she is convinced she saw it. she also sees little animals (we refer to them as her…

The same seems to be true of cats, and I think part of the reason is that owners believe their pets can self-regulate their food consumption. Many people leave unlimited quantities of dry food out all the time, or give treats nonstop. While some few cats (and dogs, I suppose) seem to have naturally dainty appetites,…

well said

You cannot “do anything you want” on tribal lands.

Ah, Iowa, my love. How I’ve missed your irrepressible spirit of Christian charity.

I’m going to be hospitalized for most of December, so the only way I can shop is online. But I’ve told everyone we’re passing on Christmas this year so I’m only shopping for my own kids.

You are a jerk!!! I have celiac disease diagnosed from a doctor that sent a scope down my throat and took a sample of the lining of my small intestine and had it tested by a lab!!!! Sometimes it is easier to make people understand by saying gluten allergy then saying celiac disease because most people have no clue…

Shipping beer is a felony, but brewers must ship their beers to a lab for testing... very sneaky, Utah.  I see what you’re up to.

You can tell the maturity of a person by whether or not they have a bottle of Jager in the freezer.  

I am German and that stuff is disgusting

What is the point of charging her? It seems like a waste of county resources for no good reason and unnecessarily cruel to a grieving mother.She has to live with her baby’s loss. That seems like punishment enough.

The two white dudes who essentially abandoned two women in a van to drown? Basically just got fired. Tell me again that this isn’t about skin color.

Your parents are MONSTERS!

We should all do more fun things that have no obvious point to them.

The 50 year old may not be holding out a bag, but you can bet that they are raiding that kids candy after bed time.  My parents used the old, “We are checking for razor blades” excuse to taste the candy to make sure it was safe.

I love Halloween and its a crazy holiday if you stop to think about it but I’m 100% of the camp that says come and knock on my door, I’ve got candy for you. I don’t care if you’re 5 or 15 or 50. Its a fun day with no crazy morality or religious thing tied to it. Lets all dress up as whatever you want, go out and get…

Because you needed to transition to the very adult practice of wearing costumes and getting absolutely sloshed.

This is evil week, not lame week.

Counterpoint: flying sucks, drinking something helps. 

Nothing could be more American than refusing to do something that benefits other people.