Real talk, this is why I love eShakti’s dresses. POCKETS ARE STANDARD and they are ROOMY AND DEEP. I shall sing their praises to the sky.

It makes me miss my tiny flip phone from years ago.

Only 5% of women’s pockets can fit a man hand, meaning I have to keep my severed man hands in an NPR tote bag, which is honestly just a mild inconvenience.

Thanks for mansplaning sexuality and gender to me... like I didn’t already know all of that.

I wish I was around for the golden age of automats.

Automats died too soon.

But if I had a daughter I would definitely be inquisitive, even concerned, if she chose to be childless.

I’ve asked my wife this at least once every year for the last 3 years. She still doesn’t have a good answer, so we still don’t have kids.

Why doesn’t anyone ever ask why people choose TO have children? Seems like you should have to give a reason for that decision more than a reason for continuing to live your life as is. Note, I don’t actually care what anyone’s reasons are - everyone, do what you want! - but I am just sick of being interrogated as if…

Most friends get $100. My good friends and family get $150-$200. Coworkers or acquaintances usually get around $50. Someone spending $300 to feed and host me is their decision, not mine, so it doesn’t play into my decision making.

or you could just say, “no thanks I’d rather get high” and excuse yourself, briefly. Go outside and vape some THC oil, or eat an edible, or whatever. Come back inside all super happy and relaxed and high and order a tonic water with lime. Or better yet go home and hang out with people who don’t hassle you to consume…

Yes. YOU WERE.

I loved this show, I still think my favorite was when he turned a foxbody Mustang into a lawnmower.

Shit, we had cable with the HBO add-on and we still made it a point to watch Red Green in our house. We were big fans. Dad donated enough to the PBS channel to get a Red Green coffee mug. I bought him an RG book for a Christmas present too!

Apparently it was on a bunch of PBS stations, but not mine! I WAS ROBBED.

“If the women don’t find you handsome, they should at least find you handy.”

I am so against open concept it’s not funny. I’m an introverted mother of 4, and I need those walls for my sanity. Have you ever had to sit in the same space as a teen who is watching a marathon of Dragonball Z and ooing and aahing over all the fight scenes? It’s mostly anime guys glowing and screaming at each other,…

That’s what I have always thought too! ‘This is going to look “so 2015" in about 10 years...’. Also, as someone who has happily moved to Europe: Open concept? UGH!!!

As a woman, this type of message would skeeve me the f- out. It comes across as way too aggressive/desperate/impersonal and frankly kind of scary. Like, I want to at least get a baseline for you and a general sense you’re not a serial killer before agreeing to meet somewhere. I have no reason to believe that your…

You sure?