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I deleted the facebook app from my phone, and it has noticeably eased my stress. I wasn’t that active to begin with, but reading other people’s posts is draining.

I think birth control is still included in health insurance plans until the annual renewal, so you may still have time to get an IUD.

Oh, I’m sorry, are there actual human beings living on Jupiter like there were in America in 1492?

I feel like there are people reading this who aren’t getting annoyed and thinking right! It’s 12 items or FEWER! I don’t understand those people.

Twitter’s “Who to Follow” gets me.

I want this so bad. I look really good in hats! But wearing feels like walking down the street holding a giant sign that says LOOK AT ME I AM WEARING A HAT.

I have no idea why someone would choose an article about

In the English language “they” is both singular and plural and has been used as the “singular they” for around 700 years. It’s why the phrase “they are” can refer to both an individual or a group of several. The idea that it only refers to groups of people is a modern misconception largely pushed by “grammarians” who

Nah, I just like to look pretty. And 9/10 it’s other women putting on the pressure to be “presentable” at all times.

Don’t get weird about it by being intrusive or vulgar, but acknowledge that you now both are attracted to girls, just like you and your guy friends are. If a base friendship already exists, it wouldn’t be hard to say go out on the town and you can be her wing guy and she can be your wing girl and enjoy observing

God, shut the fuck up.

Absolutely no one here gives a fuck about your opinion of what they do with their own goddamn face.

Every time I hear someone bitch about millenials the only thing I can think is that the previous generation raised them so maybe you should blame them for being shitty parents.

Dogs arent meant to eat grain, they lack the teeth to properly break it down and the stomach enzymes to digest it properly. Pit bulls seem to be especially sensitive to it, everyone always asks how our pit’s fur is so shiny and her skin so clear and when I say we feed her grain-free most people just write it off as us

This is a dangerously incorrect headline. It sounds like you based the entirety of this article on talking with the authors of *one* book. Please either take down the article or talk to more people. All pet foods are definitely not the same, for many more reasons than are cited here. Talk to some vets who specialize

Coastal northern Calif, a bunch of us get together and spend the day—it really is worth all the work! Glad to hear there is someone else out there who understands..

I don’t mind a little extra thrown in such as red onion or celery but mince that stuff down to micro particles and don’t overdo. I have a lemon tree and put a little squirt of lemon juice in to add freshness, and use my own canned albacore which mixes nicely and doesn’t require a lot of mayo.

Where I work, at the Museum of Amazing Stuff, life is a daily litany of please do not touch/do not touch/WTF DID I JUST SAY ABOUT NOT TOUCHING. I have been known to tell my audience, when giving presentations, that there will be no touching and I will smack hands if it happens. It helps if I am holding a ruler while I

Signage is actually a huge point of conversation and debate amongst curators—they go mad trying to figure out what variety of “do not touch” will result in less touching in museums. You have to engage in all sorts of amateur psychology. Like, just writing “please do not touch” will result in people wanting to touch.

My friend in Salem wants it to be overcast so badly.