Ah yes, conservative logic: Jane Fonda is the nexus of evil but go ahead and elect a notorious draft dodger who sexually assaults women and causes weekly scandals because he can’t atop tweeting dumb shit.

Why does he choose to be around them? I don’t like smokers, so I don’t date smokers. I don’t ask them to marry me then flip a bitch because they smoke, because that’s nutso. The guy made a choice to be with this lady and now he has buyers remorse because he obviously assumed he’d be able to bully her into doing…

“... fatal stabbing of two people by Jeremy Christian during a racist rant aboard a Seattle train.”

This is huge. We tried to game the system when we discovered our beloved dog (then a puppy of 6 months) had a severe heart defect. We wanted to give him the best life possible and to ease our own own suffering, we decided a second dog was in order. Joke was on us: a year in our mutt who should have been healthy as a…

I can sympathize with his fear. What I can’t sympathize with is the fact that he’s dishing up an ultimatum to a woman he knew had dogs from the beginning and then casting it as her problem with an “addiction to dogs” (which is not a thing when you own all of two dogs). He has a right to have his issues addressed, but…

Patrick, less is more. This guy is obviously a dick with his whole “you must change for me to marry you” malarkey and these two need to go their separate ways. The dogs predate this schmuck.

Typical Redneck schedule:

I lived in a very rural, very poor area and can confirm this. The closest Planned Parenthood was 2.5 hours away by car (obvs no public transportation because that would make us pinko hippie liberal scum). If you’re going to go on an odyssey over hill and dale to not have babies, you’re going to to make it worth your…

I refrigerate peanut butter because I buy the fancy natural crap that doesn’t have whatever they put in Skippy to stop the solid peanut pieces from seperating from the peanut oil. I’ll keep to my heathen ways if it means I don’t have to kill my wrist trying to stir a solid chunk of peanut goo into a state of creamy…

There has been a lepto outbreak in Oregon (my state) lately. It terrifies me that my dogs will pick it up since I somehow found the two most lovable, moronic, and fragile beasts around.

My dog was also a puppy (I think he was four or five months old at the time) so he had very little immunity and he’s a companion breed not meant for the great outdoors. Plus this was the height of summer when the lake was over run with dogs, kids, etc. Basically, bad luck all around.

Whether or not an HOA adds or detracts from value is highly dependent upon the local market. In a middle class neighborhood an HOA could inhibit the sale of a home and be perceived as an encumbrance to the use of the property. In an upper class neighborhood, it may be seen as a benefit to frankly keep out “the poors.”

Lifetime, fourth generation Oregonian here. Counties with fewer than 40k people (who this law will most benefit) are generally comprised of what can politely be called the Banjo-loving, Mossy Oak wearing, “don’t tread on me” type. They’re self sufficient minded folks and they’ll be fine. The majority of the people…

Also, don’t let your pets drunk “raw water” (who comes up with—or buys into—this garbage?) unless you want a car covered in dog poop after your precocious moron contracts giardia. Our first trip out with our dog I looked away for a second and he slurped down some lake water. That was a $300 mistake.

If you can derive from someone’s pronouns who they fuck you have some sorta super power and obviously you are not of this world.

Pronoun usage requires an external judgment, and simply cannot rely on a case-by-case, individual request basis. It is 100% impractical and untenable.

Came to see straight/cis people unduly upset about being very mildly inconvenienced, was not disappointed.

Just. Don’t. Drive.