Correct. We’ve entered the stage of capitalism where we have re-defined “innovation” to mean “basically what you had before except way more complicated and expensive”. Businesses seem to have realized that there’s a lot more money to be made rearranging deck chairs than there is in building unsinkable ships, and so…

OK, well then how about you fucking tip for services rendered, you over entitled douchebag? This notion that servers are there to please you, rather than take your order and convey your food promptly back, is 100% of the fucking problem. You probably shouldn’t have to tip anything for that, but unless you’re going…

Caffeine is bad for spiders.

I usually stick to www.burlapbeauties.com, but to each their own.

It’s because steel sheep are so rare...simple supply and demand my good dude!

I know what the writers can do! Why, they can get into a joint venture with Pitchfork to go back to long-form critical analysis of movies and TV!! We just need to come up with a good name for it. Should be something having to do with the trade of movie-making? Hm... Maybe “The Fade Out”?? Nah...that’s no good...

I bet you get invited to SO many parties.

The last time a woman smiled at me like that, I knew I’d never be let back into that Hooters again!

Presumably a sentient shit would not be disgusted by their own taste. That would be like being disgusted by your own skin - not impossible, but anyone afflicted this way is probably going to have some serious problems adjusting to society.

The appeal is 1 part signaling to others that you’re not one of them fancy city liberals but are instead one of them down-home, good ole hard workin’ men (or a woman who loves one of them down-home, good ole hard workin’ men), and 10 parts nostalgia. Basically if we lived in a society where words meant anything…

Well, I’ll give you this - it’s a decent metaphor for what a lot of people seem to think socialism is. So, if it makes sense to have a metaphor explaining a deliberate misunderstanding of an economic system used to justify continued systemic abuses in another economic system, which just so happens to benefit the…

Well EVIL is only when those filthy poors happen to also not be white. Otherwise, it’s “a shame, but I’m sure they’re just going thru a rough time, and would you like all of my candy corn? I hate the candy corn....”

What a clever way to teach him all about late-stage captialism!

Look at Mr “Lucky Enough To Only Know A Few Libertarians” over here

Oh his/her side is VERY clear. We’ve got ourselves a representative of the Dumbfucks Guild right here.  

Ok, so you’re still not getting it...maybe you’re the kind of person that can’t grasp sarcasm? Here, let me bullet point this out for you:

You know, you’re right. What good does bringing these items to light and shaming the perpetrator do, when the option of ‘being over it’ is right there, and so, so much more effective.

I hereby aplogize to survivors of sexual assault for facetiously asking when someone else, who just attempted a “he was old so its ok” defense, thinks the cutoff age for sexual assault defensibility begins.

I’m not mad. I just don’t find age to be a defense.

At this point I’m really convinced that if Trump makes it to 2020, he’s going to campaign on a platform of But Her Emails.