You beautiful snugglebastard, you.

At what age does one get free license to unabashedly go about sexually assaulting strangers? Or is this more the sexual assault variant of “when I’m old and on my deathbed, I’m going to do ALL the drugs, man!!!”?

Exactly! These harridans have lost all sight of how hard he’s been working on this joke. You’d think they’d appreciate it, at least for the craft of the thing, but these later generations are all so entitled.

No, it’s not funny for the same reason all “trolling” is not funny - it’s a joke that is always on the people who are supposed to find it funny. Saying something controversial simply to laugh at the sincere reactions to your insincere statement is only funny if you’re the person saying the controversial thing, and…

Also, it wasn’t really funny.

Blues is the poor man’s Led Zeppelin..

Yeah, that’s his real problem with them - they’re a non-monetized community resource, and apparently we can’t have any of those because rich people would really like to control even more of the world’s wealth, please.

When there’s a boot on your throat, you don’t exactly worry about *why* the boot is there. But feel free to ask, I guess...I’m sure the guy with his boot on your throat is probably more than willing to give you his life story before he smothers the life out of you.

Look - I don’t know how many times we need to tell you this, but NO ONE IS GOING TO PAY to see you slowly masturbating while staring straight at the camera, not breaking eye contact at all, for 30 minutes.

And they are dancing, the board floor slamming under the jackboots and the fiddlers grinning hideously over their canted pieces. Towering over them all is George Lucas and he is naked dancing, his small feet lively and quick and now in doubletime and bowing to the ladies, huge and pale and bearded, like an enormous…

I assume replacement parts for a fembot are pretty bespoke and expensive. Much cheaper and easier to hire a Mexican non-union equivalent to go to the dangerous places and get shot at.

I think there are 3672 paperclips in that jar.

No way he’s smart enough to sniff out a lie, so this seems like a pretty foolfuckingmoronproof plan.

I agree. I mean, what happens if we’re attacked by 33 earths tomorrow? The last one’ll kill us all!!!!

Because things should only be judged by how effective they are?

Well to be fair to the modern-day GOP, asking any of those idiots to actually govern is akin to asking a bear to build an underwater kingdom. Pretty good chance they have no idea how to do it, and even if they did, would you really want to live there?

Are becoming? Is it 1990 again??

The FBI - one of the only federal organizations that has always been on the wrong side of history...

Look, how are those sluts going to learn to not have all of their dirty, blasphemous sex if they don’t get pregnant, be forced to carry the child to term, and then spend the rest of their lives chasing the deadbeat who knocked them up for child support or literally any kind of assistance whatsoever?

“The house that conservatism built rests on an incredibly shaky foundation of lies and projection, and our values cannot be questioned, challenged, or even really articulated in a straightforward manner that holds up to literally any kind of scrutiny, so we’d like to codify into law something that prevents you from…