The best way to do it the first time is a joint behind the 7/11 from your older sister’s stash that she keeps in her Caboodle in the back of her closet. Then you should cough a lot and at first think that getting light-headed is the same thing as getting high.

How to costume as someone not your race:

Corporations encouraging people to perform one of their civic duties is just... strange. Dissonant. Businesses don’t do things that don’t make them money, so it’s like, what’s their angle?

I don’t remember King Kong posing so seductively.

The job is usually not located near those cheap homes. But thanks for trying!

Building more housing helps release the pressure on the limited housing available. Theoretically (because economics is just made-up bullshit that falls to the whims of the wealthy and people’s ‘feelings’) if you have more supply to the high demand, prices will go down. If you keep the high demand with limited supply,…

“Oh Ivanka, your smoldering averageness is such a turn on.”

My girlfriend and I decided to give it a try. I wanted to schedule it for Monday night. She felt Sunday afternoon was best. We got in a big fight about it. Now she won’t talk to me. Thanks a fucking lot Lifehacker.

The line between reality and fiction does not exist for those two. Additionally, lots of Facebook clickbait sites take student projects and post them as some near future reality. This particular project was designed by a product designer. ID students have limited engineering training and certainly aren’t competent…

I love that Tucker’s serious face is the human equivalent of a dog discovering that you did not in fact, throw that ball.

It’s about time we brought back trial by combat.

Rich people don’t think like normal people.  To them, dollars are just points.  They want to die with the most points, which proves they’re the bestest of all in the history of everybody.

“Yah, I’ll need uh...two-four days to finish this Twitter performance analysis.”

So many wise and not at all hacky politics knowers are lamenting Hale’s resignation as the loss of one of the last moderate Republican voices in the Trump administration... Such a sad day in American history, truly. Nikki Haley doesn’t even have to attempt to be a moderate Republican voice (whatever the fuck that is)…

Honestly, I suspect quite a few of those people were planning on voting but had literally zero interest in being on TV and participating in his stupid stunt. I know if I was just sitting waiting for a bus with a bunch of other people and that dude came up to everyone and started trying to run an impromptu focus group…

Comments critiquing this blog for being moderately lefty and not straight journalism are one of the more exhausting parts of kinja-era AV Club.

To me, there is a logical solution to the entire battery charging issue.... Battery swaps, not battery charges.

Seriously, fuck off to another website already. It’s been the same tired bullshit for two years now. We voted for Hillary and we got fleeced and we have every fucking right to be pissed off about it.

In the field of psychology, the Dunning–Kruger effect is a cognitive bias in which people of low ability have illusory superiority and mistakenly assess their cognitive ability as greater than it is.

We can all agree that it’s bad to get mauled by bengal tigers, too, but seeing as very few people get mauled by bengal tigers, it should not be even a minor part of what local animal control focuses on, just like false accusations should not be anywhere near the foreground in a discussion of sexual assault.