Well not to be dismissive, but that seems even harder. So now these hypothetical aliens are not only creating hyper-realistic, highly variable skyboxes and micro(?)boxes, but are also simply simulating the simulation of things like stars or planets until they need to create a higher-resolution version, and also so…

Not just that, but that those aliens somehow know everything in their universe and can fully simulate it. Think about how big our universe is and how long it would take to know everything about it. Are these aliens virtually eternal and omniscient? If so, shouldn’t we just drop the pretense and call them “god”?

So you’d have them evaluate this claim against computers that don’t exist and we currently have no way of conceiving?

This guy’s got it right here. It’s like if we had actual star trek replicators in our reality - if I replicate up a sandwich that is 100% identical to one made of grown/classically manufactured ingredients, it is absolutely pointless to argue about how “real” my sandwich is.

Can killbots have a nationality?

I’m sure the climate scientists who were paid off by the Democrats to say climate change is real also are responsible for developing the weather machine that is purposely directing all of these hurricanes towards GOOD SOLID REPUBLICAN VOTERS to turn them against Trump. Those Democrats are willing to spend trillions…

And maybe this “Stephen Paddock” IF THAT IS HIS REAL NAME also spent some time flying the mind control contrail jet, and before that he was the second gunman on the grassy knoll responsible for setting the charges at WTC1 which covered up his role with destroying the studio where the moon landing was faked and putting…

Just wait until she starts with the “All dogs are inherently white and everyone knows it” argument, and watch the advertisers flee!

I, for one, can’t wait for the eventual Spaghetti Hotdog or Ravioli Fries.

The “V” in AV Club stands for “Vociferous Support of Rick and Morty”

I always knew I’d be killed over some bullshit about fast food....

I dunno - I’d assume a certain tolerance for cheating in the Von Teese family, myself...

Sick of Undercuts would be a better band name anyway.

I think the last year or so has done a really effective job demonstrating that the Old Testament “dickhead” God is the actual personality of God, not the limp-wristed “whatever you do to the least of my children you do to me” New Testament God.. Basically what I’m saying is that God is the equivalent of an abusive…

Kim Cattral: The Source of All Our Problems

Mr Fielder I really would’ve thought you’d have better things to do than post this in the comments section of every article here.

Hey - maybe he had to stay in the pool house if he came home too late.

FAKE GENITALS!!

Look - you wear a robe professionally, you freeball it. There are some things that are not optional.

Guy gets a weird unprompted message from a woman: “Holy shit of course I’m down to fuck some stranger!”