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That’s weird. Is she not strong enough of a singer to just sit on a chair and sing?

Wonder who we will get instead?  Maybe just Kate and a Piano. . . .

And nothing of value was lost..........

as a fan of the original shows & a backer of all the kickstarters, just let me say...ah, who am i kidding? i never went to castleton.

Rest in piss, buddy!

Maybe they can have Jenner kill someone with her car on her way to a Trump rally and they can all have a laugh about it.

This is the first stage of grief: foaming at the mouth insanity.

Lt. Nilsson is played by Sara Mitch who played Airiam in season 1. She appears to be the most senior bridge officers after Saru and Michael as she’s been in command most of the times those two aren’t on the bridge this season.

The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing Dinesh D’Souza he had charisma.

Even funnier, he clutches his chest and just collapses and dies while doing an interview by his helicopter. A crow passes by and shits on the face of his corpse. 

I genuinely wish him a return to good mental health. But, also, they are starting to crack. All of this bullshit about being ‘alphas’ is the weakest facade you’ve ever seen. We’re going to see a lot more of these as the criminal enterprise becomes aware that this is over, that the MAGA empire was a total illusion.

The best Corman quote I can think of is when a director didn’t want to follow the tried and true Corman formula. “Listen. You do a good job of this; and you’ll never have to work for me again.”

Honestly, I almost teared up. Maybe it’s because it’s 2020 and everything is on fire, but seeing him just made me so happy.

I’m among those still miffed about how Tech TV got chewed up and spat out in the merger with G4.

YES! Finally! Something that caters to the most underserved demographic in the united states! Young men with playstations! I couldn’t be any more erect!

That’s what Ted Cruz thought as well. You see, the parlour was where Mother sat him down to instruct him on the ways of the world. He’d have to sit very still and listen, and not make a sound, or else Mother would be ever so cross, and then he’d have to spend some time in the Downstairs in the dark. Little Ted doesn’t

It’s kind of hilarious that the people who brought you Freedom Fries chose a French word for their platform’s name.

I’m still not sure how it’s pronounced 

Me too, I thought it was a deliberate misspelling of “parlor”. I mean, not that I care much since I’ve never going to get anywhere nearer that nightmare of psychopaths than articles like this one, but still.

Today I learned that I, too, had never heard of Parler before.

And the "crinkly page" sound effect with it! Unreal.