UPDATE: Charli XCX has pulled out of the show.

So all TBS has left now is Big Bang Theory and American Dad?

It wasn’t a Mr. Coffee, it was a Windmere! Fake fan!

Rest in the most piss.

If Caitlyn Jenner wants TV parts, she can play a corpse on the inevitable CSI reboot.

Just gonna add this to my “Fuck It; We Deserve The Virus” file.

Today I learned that I, too, have not been pronouncing Parler’s name properly (I’ve been going with “par-ler”). Also, I’m not missing much by not going anywhere near that shitfire.

Can’t help but wonder what Lando would say about the state of our country right now.

Yes. Look at him.

Nothing can kill the Grimace.

If only ABC would have let them do the *PEDIATRIC BURN WARD* gag.

Each and every one of these people need to be removed from their positions of power and summarily executed, along with their sympathizers and sycophants.

Yeah, it’s been a long road...

“...as well as fecal testing,”

Kinda glad I didn’t ask for the hat I left in there on a flight over a year ago back.

Are we sure Mrs. Krabappel isn’t keeping his drumsticks away from him again?

Unlike Fox, the CBC maintains a wall between its news and entertainment divisions.

The forces of Free Market Capitalism have spoken, Donny. And they have said, “We really need these two extra minutes to get a word in for bagged milk.”

It’s sufficiently savage, yes. But it still doesn’t feel savage enough for the multitude of transgressions this bitch has cranked out in the last year.

Another dead property revived for your this pleasure, this fall on zombiE!