Your mind is in a weird place. One that's full of cat piss.

His next leap may be the leap into the litter box.

That should be a subtitle option on the DVD.

ESPN is proud to announce its newest soccer analyst, Robo-Dale.

So what do we call this steaming pile of garbage, First Takes Matter?

I may have had difficulty breathing while watching this, but I really didn't care because I thought I had died and gone to Heaven.

Hard to do when you only have 20% of the airtime of your basic cable contemporaries.

While in a body bag, I might add.

#ScottBaioIs55AndStupid

Does Jamie Horowitz hate America? Because it seems like he hates America.

Speak for yourself. ALL TAKES MATTER.

We can only hope.

In one of the coat pockets.

Wasn't Doocy their dipshit, "Gee golly whiz" weather guy before he became the Clown Prince of Morning Bullshit Shoveling?

Also from Sherman's book, someone mentioned to Ailes that Carlson was a former Miss America, to which Ailes replied "Must not have been a very good year".

That could make a lot of money if it were on pay-per-view.

…Fox News anchors and Joe Scarborough's fuckbuddy, Mika Brzezinski.

The fuck is this shit, AV Club? Why can I only upvote this once!?

Drunken Lizard Britney is far superior to Lohan.

"THAT STEAK IS SO RAW, IT CAN DRAG ITSELF THROUGH A WARM ROOM!" -Chef Gordon Ramsay