I hate to kick a man when he’s down, but really this is more of a sentient molecule chain that has no shame or volume control.

Most of that damage to Harvick’s car will pound right out.

Maybe the ratings will go up if Whitlock takes off his stupid hat. And takes a dump in it. Then pours the contents of the hat down Cowherd’s throat, after which Cowherd & Whitlock exchange excrement while locked in an intimate embrace.

2 Turds, 1 Hat

Or Out Of It Saxophone Man, for that matter.

"As I predicted, all I'm seeing/hearing/reading is that Crying LeBron now rivals
Crying MJ and could pass him as Greatest Ever. HILARIOUSLY ABSURD." -Skip Bayless

You make terrible decisions.

It's like buying an iPhone 6 all over again.

Where’s the “This Is So Stupid” tag when we need it?

Bullshit. Guns N' Roses hasn't released an album since Use Your Illusion.

Just a slight correction: Stade 2 (English: Stadium 2) is the program, France 2 is the station it airs on.

Brenda?

You misspelled "Dr. Kolos".

They've been a bit hard to prosecute since the Birmingham 6 case was so spectacularly bungled.

For anyone who needs a 90 second primer on Chris Evans:

You shut your mouth.

St. Louis Cardinals Losses are the new Oddibe McDowell’s Water Bill.

"…realizing what a horrible person he is and never having a second where he stops feeling guilty."

If you wait a bit, Ron Popeil should be getting around to inventing the technology to preserve celebrity heads in jars any day now.

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They’re going to drop this turd the day before my birthday.

Coincidentally, if anyone is looking for a last minute gift, why not get me a 9mm hole in my head?