The AV Club

The AV Club

They can redo Wash's first scene from the pilot without having to rewrite a thing.

Until they download the erection app that's infected with malware and they no longer have any control.

Then obviously you weren't watching hard enough.

Or wait until there's a lightning strike at the cable company and everything clears up for a day or two until they fix it.

Why would someone think a picture of a toxic waste dump is a good thing to slap on a shitbag?

Or did the dog win a custody battle against Bristol?

Has anybody seen my chicken puppet?

Never gonna happen. I will personally stab Jaleel White before I allow this.

As fucked up as everything is in Rio, that may become a reality this year.

The AV Club

"That vote is dead." -John Kasich

Can't be that cheap. Stamos is executive producer, so you know a good chunk of the production costs are being funnelled into whatever dark ritual he's using to defy the aging process.

And I thought the plural was Gibblets.

They sure as hell tried to make a break for it in the first episode, though.

"Charlie, did you make us drop acid again without telling us?"

Next from NBC: the cast of Law & Order: SVU bust real sex offenders in neighborhoods across America. LIVE!

PUT IT IN THE EYEHOLE
GROW LIKE PLANT

40 of them on a single tank of kerosene!