A wizard did it.

I have an idea. Why don't I take a dump on some animation cels, you shoot them, then I piss all over the finished film right before you load it up into the projector? Seeing as how you greenlit that NickToons mashup, you have no right to tell anyone what a terrible idea is.

I won't believe it until I hear it from a taco that craps ice cream.

Arby's

FACT: Piece of Toast was pulling the wire Bobby Moynihan was on, and loved every second of it.

The AV Club

The AV Club

I enjoyed it, and I was a couple of years away from rejecting my Methodist upbringing. Then again, growing up in a heavily Catholic town I probably absorbed a few things by osmosis.

These kids playing Jeopardy don't know how good they have it. In my day, Art James and Don Pardo used to pull out Thompson guns and whoever was still standing at the end of Final Jeopardy was declared the winner.

Correction: Poop emoji happens.

Let's pray it stays dead this time. Or better yet, find some priests to seal the deal.

I have zero coaching or management experience. Heck, I don’t even play any sports on a recreational basis. The only reason I haven’t interviewed with Cleveland yet is that I haven’t even bothered to send my résumé.

Yeah, but at least direct-response barter ads bring in more money than a failure to even play ads.

That's good. Now I can dump the otherwise useless Yahoo! Screen app off of my Roku.

I can't wait for the Very Special Episode where Kirk Cameron plays a seemingly innocent Christian zealot who ends up luring the family into a cult.

That is good. Smiley face.

I went with Amnesia/Deja Vu/Paranoia.

If Peter Serafinowicz has done wrong, I have yet to see him do it.

BANG! BANG! BANG!

In bird culture, this is considered a dick comment.