That reminds me, I have to be at the Chabernackle in an hour.

Did she see Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night?

There can only be none clocks.

Sports Night quote dump:
"Not fit for man nor beast out there"
"Well, we could go to a bar, find some people we don't like and beat the crap out of them"
"This morning, I decided not to stick my hand in the blender."
"I've read Doctor Zhivago cover to cover. It doesn't make me the czar."
"Zamfir, Master of the Pan Flute"
"Yo…

"Besides, it was mostly Kif's fault."

Tell that to Ron Mexico, Carlos Danger, and Joe Smithson.

"The trueness of one's truth, Zorak, is clearly based on their vernacular inaccuracies."

"The trueness of one's truth, Zorak, is clearly based on their vernacular inaccuracies."

"May cause drowsiness…IN YOUR COFFIN…when you're dead!"

"May cause drowsiness…IN YOUR COFFIN…when you're dead!"

And a fancy jacket!

And a fancy jacket!

Tell him this …. when you see him in Pelham. (episode repeats)

Tell him this …. when you see him in Pelham. (episode repeats)

Did they line up everybody involved with the show against a wall and execute them?

I think a fitting tribute would be for a bunch of veteran wrestlers to assemble on the Piper's Pit set. Ten bells, then a discussion that devolves into every one of them destroying the set in the process of trying to destroy each other.

*takes out Eat Up Martha with a stop sign, then sprays a fire extinguisher in their face*

HulkO9

Stem-Cell Smoothie is the name of my Babys cover band.

I thought everybody got one, Spidey. Where the fuck were you that day?