Wasn't that part of the Prime Sale yesterday?

Faygo Moon Mist, or Sam's Choice Mountain Lightning?

19 Unemployed Religious Wackjobs And Counting

Hey, bortman, c'mon, it's just—hey man, it's Close-watcher. So his comment slipped over a little, you know, it's just The AV Club, man.

Fuck Cancer.

Why is there an overgrown plant in front of the monitor? Who in their right mind added that to the set?

"Kaye Lani Rae Rafko Wilson"

Do I have to watch it now, or should I just wait a few weeks before it shows up on the marathon livestream?

I'd like to dedicate this AV Club article to the Steelworkers of America.

QUIT DISSUADING ME FROM MAKING FARCICAL POINTS WITH FACTUAL INFORMATION!

Do we really have to wait until a kid dies?

Oh, God. Now I remember that movie. *injects mercury directly into his brain to drown the memory*

And to think, I thought Scalia's scaremongering was pure applesauce.

She took him to heights of pleasure no man had experience. Then, at the height of his orgasm, crammed a bunch of anti-vaxx nonsense into his brain using only her thighs.

But at 19%? You didn't even bargain with the guy!

"I hear you, baby. Forget the head. Put a bag over it and do your business! Am I right, Steve and Eydie?"

I think the author's already had enough of that upstate prison flavor for the rest of us.

-Hey, it's Ted Danson.
-It's payback time.

MISTER BEARDSLEY!?