And the van was borrowed from The A-Team, so it saved even more money.

I say it tickled feces. Because it did. I'm also suing.

I can't wait to buy something from the r/MensRights line of products.

Our long, national nightmare is finally over. THANKS OBAMA!

Hope they have some Corn Flakes on standby.

A noble Googling embiggens the smallest vocabulary.

He doppled your Fingal?

Good luck; blocks of wood are tired of being typecast as Carson Daly.

And then he remembers he got a wife out of the deal, and promptly shuts up about it.

That's pretty much why it's going under.

Kathy Bates' cameo as the talk show host was filmed in Bangor, Maine. King owns three radio stations there and used the facilities there (you can spot the WZON logo on the end of the mic arm and in the window behind her).

Can we talk about Laura San Giacomo's magnificent breasts a little more? Or maybe the sheer ridiculousness of a man popping-and-locking with a CG bottle of liquid placebo?

That part where he got everyone going to Boulder to synchronize Swatches was an abomination.

"A mere hallucination you're experiencing while slowly decaying in some forgotten corner of a Santorum."

It takes a tough kid to make a tender touchdown. Keep fuckin' that football.

"Ain't No Stoppin' Us Now", by McFadden & Whitehead

Thank you for your apology. Is there any truth to the rumor that jizz moppers throughout Cleveland are working overtime to clean up every radio that was tuned to 850 today?

He's gotta be Bizarro Stormy. Or Regular Stormy.

Those special interest groups are usually in bed by 9:30, so screw 'em.

Of course, the long mic didn't get a lot of love in the UK. Kenny Everett once attempted to take the clippers to it: http://www.youtube.com/watc…