Should've just sent a check or money order to avoid C.O.D. charges.

Maybe the Monstars will eat Jim Gray for breakfast. That would be the only saving grace for this film.

This is a worse idea than playing "Hide The Needle" with Jose Canseco and Barry Bonds.

Well played, Fallon. Well played.

I saw a juggalo drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic's. His hair was far from perfect.

15 yard penalty if it falls out.

Hmmm. The camera malfunction made Craig Sager's suit look normal.

That's not a bad thing; that's a good thing. After all, WHAT DOES EVERYBODY WANT? WHAT DOES EVERYBODY NEED?

The '90s were a great time for Australia...since it seemed at the time like the Now fad had died out.

ESPN4: All Buster, All The Time

"Not fit for man nor beast" has escaped my lips every single winter since Sports Night.

"Not fit for man nor beast" has escaped my lips every single winter since Sports Night.

Making the situation even more odd, Patrick kept referring to Davy Jones of The Monkees.

Frank's Place
I had a TCOM professor in college that held up Frank's Place as the be-all, end-all of African-American television. Never having heard of it until taking his class (I was a wee pup at the time of its initial airing), I grew to hate the show with a passion rivaling that of Chris Hansen's desire to…

@justpassingby: Spade must've held a Satanic ritual on the set of 8 Simple Rules and struck a deal with the ghost of John Ritter to still have a career right now. That's the only logical explanation.

The Social is now closed
so GTFO.

I have no knowledge of that ship. What's the armament on your ship?

THIS FAR! NO FURTHER!

I'd love to watch a Juggalo Island reality show. Gather them all together on the island, and drop a nuke on it. The rest of the series can be about them failing to survive.

however, lil wayne and t pain were okay, but only because i am a huge lil wayne and t-pain apologist