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As a white guy I wonder what non-illegal thing I would have to do to get the cops called on me? Maybe put on a ninja costume and go walking back and forth in rich neighborhoods, while pretending to sneak and “hide” behind trees, and stare at people’s houses?  

I actually enjoyed Annihilation, it was an interesting meditation on self-destruction and death, with some great visuals, but I preferred the book series, which was more strange and ambiguous, and really left you scratching your head.

Pacific Rim 2, I actually enjoyed it, as I was in the mood to watch giant CGI robots punch each other and destroy a bunch of buildings, it did deliver, but but it was dumb AF.

Well being quickly greenlit for sequels works out fine for all the awful big budget Hollywood sequels too, or Prequels in Star Wars case.  At least Bright was trying to be semi-original, and I did enjoy it enough as a popcorn flick. 

Aww “Bright” was dumb, but I enjoyed it, and still thought it was better than many profitable Hollywood blockbusters like the Transformers movies, Jurassic Park Lost World, or the Star Wars Prequels, just to name a few.  At least Bright was semi-original, and I always love Will Smith even in bad movies which he has

Yeah, well, I guess it does depend a lot on where you live. A lot of people in the top 5% or 10% probably do live in places with a ridiculous cost of living like New York City or San Francisco.  

180k combined for a married couple is far from “rich”

Indeed, I would likely panic, but maybe it just wanted a hug. . .

Really? I read American crocodile’s are fairly timid, and usually prefer small prey. When I was in Belize staying on Caye Caulker, none of the locals mentioned there were crocodiles around until after I had been there almost a week, snorkeling every day, lol, and I was told they were not very aggressive, but that

And if you have to cut a few folks loose, they weren’t people you need in your life anyway.

Ha ha, lol, that is great.  Plus at least someone is driving the car and going very slowly.  

Must be some sharp, spiky concrete! It’s usually flat and relatively smooth in my experience.   

A lot of women dating profiles do specifically mention minimum height requirements for guys, so that’s probably at least part of the reason some guys post their height. lol, I haven’t seen many people say they actually “hate adventures.” To each their own though. I do think “I love adventuresis rather overused in

Yikes, wow, lol, “easy going and laid back” but also “high strung?” People who aren’t funny “piss him off?” He should certainly consult a therapist.

Someone should go on a date with him just to test how much he really likes “randomness” like suddenly throw a pie in his face, or stab his knee with a pencil, or suddenly s

“Tinder isn’t for me”
I had no luck on Tinder or Bumble, I’m not good at writing short profiles, and not really into exchanging short texts either, but match.com actually worked pretty well. Women there actually replied sometimes and seemed more interested in having real conversations. Plus a lot more profile space,

“Also it makes me think ‘this is prob the type of guy who sends dick pics’ lol.”

Ah, that makes sense, lol  

Just curiously what bothers you about shirtless pics, does that apply even if they have abs? I’ve just seen a lot of women complain about those online. Does it just make guys look too vain?

Lol, hetero male here, yeah I was surprised how many profiles had the dog filter thing, definitely not attractive.
Another swipe left for me ishandstand on the beach photos” they were just so common, they got old quick.

True, I have to admit we’re pretty bad at risk assessment, and 84% of white murder victims are murdered by other white people.  

Hmm, some Orion Syndicate criminals who like to quote the Bible and say the N word a lot, are on on the run, and land on a space station full of strippers who turn out to be M-113 salt vampires. . .