You don't like extra-shiny Suburbans? 

Hideous when it was born, hideous now that it’s undead. The dice are nowhere to be found.

I was hoping for an appearance by her sister, but she’s busy with her new boyfriend.

David Gerrold levels will do just fine.

I see it as an ornate masturbation ritual.

Trust me, it's just awful.  No entertainment is involved. 

It's not Agnes' fault she has an overactive libido.

I read David Gerrold's "The Man Who Folded Himself" when I was a kid so I'm used to it.

“All those unrealistic expectations need to be placed at the feet of Marvel, who failed to release this movie in phase 2 when it should have come out”

I can’t believe no one noticed that Martha Jones’ little sister said someone was building a Utopia at the end of time.

But he DID kill Thor in the first movie, until Odin wept.

I got Latverian vibes, too.

Since Fiege now says all TV series prior to WandaVision are non-canon, we must hope Lockjaw can return without such inhuman baggage.

I'd be with you on Mephisto if it weren't for that "fly" in Agatha's house.

While not entrely correct, it's at least a defensible thesis. 

Dude, you overpaid.

That would suck.

Someday we’re going to learn just what happened with Brave...