“The DeWanda Wise character was a nice mash up of Indiana Jones and Baloo the bear from Tail Spin”

That is exactly what I was expecting.  Probably would have been a much better movie. 

I figured it was Marc ramming his new-found freedom home.  "You want them dead? Do it yourself." Or words to that effect.  He was confident Khonshu would handle it somehow, but it was no longer HIS job.

This. Skimming public and Mott Foundation money was and is Flint’s biggest industry. It also caused the water crisis, since decades of both public and foundation funds were spent to maintain Flint’s own water treatment facilities. Can you guess what never actually got maintained?

I'll do you one better: WHERE is Virginia?

Selenium deposits.

Why own a purple -Chrysler-...? 

Came for this. Leaving satisfied.

ANOTHER remake?

Ah, but they built slant six Valiants until '76, so there were bonus years.

My slant six Valiants NEVER achieved mid-20s, even with a 55 mph speed limit. 17-19 all day long. That’s the price of bulletproof reliability.

Vintage Mopar A-bodies do not require jettisoning anything. Simply put it in one of the massive lever-operated vent boxes under each end of the dash and close the door. You can also cool and hide an  entire six-pack of her favorite beverage by stacking in three on each side.

Unk ‘n’ Them Varmints reference approved.

You are apparently unfamiliar with Project Aphrodite and the infamous B-17 roadster.

So it beats the B-29 from Empire of the Sun, which had an 18 foot wingspan.

Okay, time for mine:

Yup.

I think there's one over on Hemmings right now.