But he DID kill Thor in the first movie, until Odin wept.

I got Latverian vibes, too.

Since Fiege now says all TV series prior to WandaVision are non-canon, we must hope Lockjaw can return without such inhuman baggage.

I'd be with you on Mephisto if it weren't for that "fly" in Agatha's house.

While not entrely correct, it's at least a defensible thesis. 

Dude, you overpaid.

I used to know a DJ who threatened to play all those songs (and many more) in a row and call it the Jailbait Jamboree Show.

Accurate for a period piece, though. In my late 70s high school years I knew one girl who totalled -four- first gen Mustangs.

So do Bernie shirts on Ivy Leaguers. 

When a Republican took office.

Scrolled down for this, leaving satisfied.

Only 928 I’m interested in:

Signed First Edition copy of Dianetics.

Here’s a worst-but-actually-best:

Oh is THAT it?  I've been trying to figure out why on Earth someone would link a valve to the internet.  Thanks!

That's so it won't overheat, silly!

Nope. No one in the Midwest is panicking— until tomorrow, after Governor Gretch shuts down Line 5, which supplies the Midwest and Canada.

I like the idea of canned gods.  I'll take a dozen Athenas with pull-tabs, please.