So, let me get this straight: Missori cops want to punish black men for putting their hands up and saying "Don't shoot." Hrm.

I feel like playing football in your racist, God-forsaken city is punishment enough, SLPOA

you know what I find offensive? 18 year olds getting shot and prosecutors intentionally throwing the case

because the K is NEVER silent.

THANK YOU

Anyone who thinks PATRICK SWAYZE was at any point hotter than BRAD PITT is just...

way worse. way way worse....

That song is about rape? Fuck, really? I always thought it was about a woman and her one night stand trying to find socially acceptable ways to spend the night with each other. I mean, the song was written in the 40s and they're clearly doing the ol' unmarried wink wink nudge nudge.

We are going to need some really good War on Christmas carols if we want to win this thing. I wrote two to get us started.

Ay shitheads, the Pashtun region is not in the Middle East.

"Represent the Middle East"

I'm suspicious of anyone who blabs incessantly about how kinky they are. Everyone is quick to claim they have some kink or "fetish" these days. Getting aroused by titties, for instance, is not a "fetish;" hate to break it to you but you basic. And being a misogynist is not a protected sexual class. The More Sexually…

but what did his toupée think? because we all know who wears the pants in THAT relationship.

About Mr Trump's opinion on anything

I don't know how and why, but that stache is working for me. And that wink.

Holyjesusalmighty, I wouldn't trust that twit with a can of corn, much less a child. Nannies exist for a reason.