Why isn't North spelled "Knorth"?

Brad, I'm still waiting.

He does not look like a platypus - does he know what a platypus looks like? God, he is stupid....

Gad, when will this ass thing be over?

Sweet, very sweet. Makes me almost like Vlad. Relax, I said almost.

Oh oh, Gawker is turning against the Voice - two negative articles in one day. Methinks this presages an avalanche of media hate.

But...but, plum pudding with lemon sauce?

"I'm usually #TeamNicki." People like you are why idiots like her rule the music biz.

Artie Lange couldn't load two boxes into a truck without having a heart attack - I guess he'll just have to beg on the street - hope his knuckle dragging fans have enuf bucks to keep him fat.

Poor Baby - She had to wear a DRESS! (OMG) and HEELS! and stand still and everythin' and make all that money and get all that attenshun - life is SO CRUEL to starlets!

Turn up yer nose much?

It'a terrible show for those who went to law school and worked in criminal law - along with all the obvious mistakes you pointed out - the sleeveless dresses Viola Davis wears into the courtroom are just just not acceptable (in Canada, at least). With all the errors, it the show might as well be about an insurance…

I make scotch eggs - they take forever, but they are worth it!

They're called chips; as in fish and chips.

I know bunnies have faces, but really, do they use them? They are just so totally impassive or alternately, totally freaked out - I cannot relate, cannot relate at all to these creatures. (I wish them no harm, however, if I was in the Netherlands I would try one at dinner). Forgive me PETA

A great writer gone....where?

Listen "Dad", hitting another person is assault and hitting another person with an object is assault with a weapon. Pretty simple "dad".

Not that she was very good at standing up - the sculptor should have had her passed out and vomiting. Now that was Amy Winehouse. Still, dad needs to sell a few more books or something.

For the first time I'm actually glad the video isn't available in my location. Yay, Canada.

That sofa does look awfully comfortable....I might just.....