Wait, they got married?

I feel like maybe you need to pick better things to hate than some loving family's wedding.

Thank you thank you thank you. This clip made me start the morning cry/laughing. Craughing.

Why exactly is it "unfortunate?" One paragraph later, you said the position was too deep and an undrafted free agent outplayed him. Are you suggesting that they were supposed to keep him anyway?

Probably the only black man recently to say "Oh no, I have to leave St. Louis."

riiiiiight.

Why did Kanye let her finish?

Seriously. This shit is awful. My ears!

Hopefully 17 trillion. Beyonce is fucking terrible.

So what, you don't want any allies in positions of power?

Yeah, she should really just shut up and not say anything at all! That's how to solve every problem! You tell her!

It's not slut shaming - it's moron shaming!!!

I had to know what she looked like assembled so I botched this up in Paint. I now share this with you, Dear Reader.

And thus, her purpose on this Earth has been fulfilled, as foretold on her home planet Famewhoria by the esteemed Oracles of Yeezus.

I need an extra-large handbag to store all of my shame. Don't forget the shame!

Well, obviously us fatties need big handbags, to carry all our Cheetos and ribs and milkshakes in! Oh and brownies! And all our not-exercising.

In before someone talks about how he must be lying. How men are solidly gay or straight. How he is being evasive to try to appeal to the mainstream. SOME BULLSHIT.

I'm gonna pass, thanks Jez.

Thank you. I have to be really careful about what I read about the case, because it can set me off for the rest of the day. It makes my blood boil.