“There were no utensils IN medieval times, therefore there are no utensils AT Medieval Times. Would you like a refill on that Pepsi?”

I’m pretty sure that’s the joke I was saying.
ass.

owning a chain of mexican restaurants is the only way you can be punk rock when you’re in your fifties.

or Gary Busey.

When Top Gun came out, the review in New York’s Village Voice was headlined: “Phallus in Wonderland.”

That my friend, is a Grumman F-14 Tomcat, the Navy’s best interceptor/fighter of the late 1970's/early 1980's! It did one thing really well, it needed a two-man crew to do it and it cost a hell of a lot more than other more flexible aircraft.
Really, the only thing more 1980's American would be if Ronald Reagan flew…

Top Gun is iconic for the performances (Mr Kilmer’s included) , the juicy undercurrent of naval frottage and as a showcase for the talents of a certain Kenny Loggins.

“I will do a German donz for you, it’s fun ‘n gay and tra-la-la...”

“Where did all the chocolate chip cookies go??! We were constantly running out of chocolate chip cookies!”

“I listen back to it, and I’m like, ‘What was that bassline?!’”

Sadly unlikely. The sheer amount of energy necessary to put something into orbit is insane. For perspective: to get to low earth orbit, you need to not just go up, you need to go “-> way”. <”- way” also works but you need to do it FAST. Like 17,000 mph fast. Branson, only went ^ and “only” did like 2,300mph.
Getting…

Would have been funnier if Steve-O got his hands on a multi-barreled t-shirt cannon, filled only one of the barrels with dogshit, and all the Jackass guys had to take turns playing dogshit Russian roulette.

Sha Na Na at Woodstock was a retro act doing music from 10, at most 15 years earlier. That’s shorter than between now and Woodstock 99.

The New Pornographers!!

I thought those pants looked great. 

I’m going to go out on a limb and guess the reason people dog on it is because they didn’t like it as much as you do.

It’s got some good songs, but overall it’s pretty uneven.  I agree that “subpar” isn’t accurate, though.

Say what one might; I am definitely not going to complain about the 2003-era extreme low-rise jeans.

Federalism. The seceded states sent these to the Capitol as an F.U. to reconstruction and civil rights.