I’ll review this movie super-succinctly for you.

The long-awaited follow-up from seminal prog legends, Kansas!

Okay, as indicated below, the Cleveland Cavaliers line is borderline clever. The movie sucks, though. Unoriginal and not clever. Like an average episode of Family Guy.

Low hanging fruit doesn’t always make bad comedy. If you know how to beat the drum right. Super Troopers is not that movie. It’s not the worst movie ever at that kind of comedy, but it’s.. just not dumb in any good way, like say, I’m going with the time period, Kung Pow: Enter The Fist. That movie occasionally…

Nor do they deserve it. You’d be better off hiring the Whitest Kids U Know if you want to cast a comedy troupe in a movie. Barely.

No, I want to know if OTHER people poop when they croak.

Could we please get to rebooting the far less irritating Warner Bros cartoon fixtures?? Fuck!! I’ve got a new kid to stop from liking Mickey stupid Mouse!!

If they’re both on this side of the Canadian border, can we get some kind of law enacted that will allow for Avril and Chad Kroeger to attempt to murder one another and be exempt from extradition if they escape to their home country? There truly is no better use for the both of them. Forget the other Canadian couples,…

Well, PSU has done nothing but flourish since they got past their NCAA punishments, so it’s clearly not ‘PSU Is Nothing Without Paterno’. It’s a goddamn protected Big 10 school. If this scandal happened at Boise State, they’d never play football again.

or just boil it down a little more, when a child molester pops up in anybody’s family, the instinct is to circle the wagons. But civilization is here to kinda, ya know, correct those instincts.

I’ll also give her credit for refusing to party with Harvey Weinstein.

Well, personally, I’d like to see Jerry O’Connell get his shot at solving the Washington mess.

“Rubber-faced Fartsmith is America’s Sweetheart”

Huh.. I thought it was gonna be where he breaks up over Gerard Depardieu pissing on an airplane.. That one is slightly better.

A whole generation of kids and probably adults heard knockoffs of the Pixies first. The Toadies were blatant. Smashing Pumpkins’ “Today”. Nirvana said they ripped off the Pixies. I fell in love with The Breeders, then discovered the Pixies.

Coldplay is basically a cross between Radiohead and Matchbox 20/Train/Vertical Horizon/etc.

I’m going the other direction, and saying that Pablo Honey is actually a pretty good album. You, Stop Whispering, Ripcord, I Can’t, Lurgee, all very good songs, some of which hint at how amazing they would become, some of which simply suggest a pretty good, punky, Pixies wannabe collective. There’s some Smiths on…

When Nirvana wrote Smells Like Teen Spirit, they were afraid it was too blatant of a Pixies ripoff. Of course, that was well before Today, which is 100% Where Is My Mind, rearranged somewhat.

William Jefferson Clinton, It Was Really Nothing

It is truly a heartfelt, beautiful song, but you should hear “The Body of Christ” by Eric Cartman. His penchant for inspirational lyrics really tear me up.