I went to Target to buy a perfume for my girlfriend (yes, I am part white trash), and the in store price was 22 dollars higher than what I had found on Target.com. After holding the line up for two minutes, they gave me the online price.

LOUIE!!

Can we do away with that Pit Bull guy now?

Oh, but what I wouldn’t give to hear the excuses out of the religious right for this one.

uh I think you responded to the wrong person. I stated that I think these riders are mostly BS.

Obviously his last line takes the idiot cake in your dialog, but you’re just the other side of the same asshole coin. I shouldn’t pick this fight because I don’t have time to find the amount of statistics you do (and I can’t fucking paragraph on Kinja), but anyway. A) Why are women included in the vague “diverse…

Peggy Peterson?? What was her first choice, Straponica Jones?

When planning this album 30 years ago, he was gonna enlist Linda McCartney.

And let us not forget all those below-average Americans, who more likely know their Roman numerals by way of Wrestlemania. They may even know which combination of X V and Is our president starred in.

I had it on good authority that in her pop star heyday, she was a mediocre singer. I was always reticent to agree, being a shitty singer myself. I will confidently go out on a limb and say that shitty singers can be pop stars. You can even rip off the Beatnuts and try to fight them in a lawsuit.

..ask Roger Waters what HE thinks about ALW.

Umm, Ill give the democrats a pass on caving on DACA when theyre being asked to fund an idiotic border wall in the same goddamn penstroke. Convenience? Maybe.

you’re not really saying much, but you do have a point to make that isn’t often considered about the left and guns. Much like Republicans don’t want abortion banned outright because they thump the issue so much on the campaign trail.

The Grudge is probably my favorite example of this.

Many sides, even.

I hope I’m not the only dude born in 1979 that wanted Weird Al to be my best friend and to BE Madmartigan. Ya know, when I was 7, or whatever. And still somewhat for the rest of my life.

Wow, I’m surprised they published your comment. It’s too bad clarification takes some of the fun out of it. Nonetheless, the Carlin in me hadn’t smiled in a while.

AWOL NATION question, where should I try and restart with their music, since Sail is a derivative piece of garbage and I’ve not had success trying out snippets of their other songs?

Hey, Blake Maislin, “The Attorney”, when your number is 444-4444, you probably don’t need a jingle, so THAAAAANKS.

Nope, no film can truly be based on any Family Guy joke.