Tom was trying to warn us...

Sure, typical Deadspin bullshit. Embiid dunks on a dude in a park and he’s a fucking hero.
Meanwhile, Richie Incognito attempts to tackle a dude at 24hour Fitness and he’s, “Mentally unstable.”

Big dude wants to post up, you use that low center of gravity and nail him with the elbow a couple times, then “pull the chair.”

I sell Fords. Soon after Ford announced that they were dropping sedans in the US a customer rolled in and bought a base Fiesta 1.6 stick. With remote keyless entry, bluetooth, streaming bluetooth audio, a/c, p/s, anti-lock brakes with stability control, airbags including driver’s knee airbag. It’s a decent little rig,…

Um, Harden was 12-29 and 2-13 from 3 with 5 turnovers. He would not get back on defense, which led to a lot of open 3's for the Warriors. This is not playing well. The narrative will always continue simply because Harden does not play well in elimination games.

Harden went 12-29 last night, including 2-13 beyond the arc, and had 5 TO’s on his way to a +/- of -13 in a game his team lost by 9.

If everything is quantifiable, then I am sure there is some statistic for the quality of the looks that each team had from beyond the arc. QoL{+/-} or some shit like that, which would correlate to floor spacing and have predictive validity in terms of the likelihood of a shot finding the hoop. Which is all to say:…

Wait, was he actually there? If so, then it’s his fault and I hope everyone in Texas hates him even more than they already do.

The Rockets lost the minute Ted Cruz tweeted a picture of his blobfish mug from courtside.

How do you explain this Rockets team missing 27 consecutive three-point shots?

I mean, I didn’t love the Kyrie trade, but at the time, it seemed like a fair deal. Isaiah Thomas is an elite scorer and Crowded is a plus wing defender, 3+D guy. Somehow they both fizzled. Then the trade. Hood is a skilled wing scorer and Clarkson is a decent slasher and scorer. Nance is an energy guy. It seemed…

Warriors in 6 if Iguodala isn’t hurt.

The hosts have a “mortality response”. You could see it on the tech’s tablet when Dolores forced him to bring Craddock back. He slid it all the way off and Craddock woke up. Maeve also turned Hector and Armistice’s off last season, hence they can get shot up and ignore it. Dolores just seems to have overcome it by…

Like someone else said, there aren’t many young players he lets around to develop. He has stated before he doesn’t trust rookies, so they hardly ever play on LeBron teams. Kyrie developed pretty well alongside LeBron, though. So did TT [He should be a dumpster fire. Being a valuable role player is a miracle] So…

He hasn’t really had many young star players to develop. The Cavs have often been lacking in early draft picks. In terms of non-stars, I think Thompson has become a better player because of LeBron, but that’s a hard thing to prove (the negative is also hard to prove as well).

Internally, the newest versions of hosts look just like humans (notice when they extract their control modules from actual brain looking brains.

I love how much of a matter-of-fact bitch he’s being to Dolores for changing him and then treating him just like Old Teddy.

No, her protege was definitely a host; Sizemore describes her cornerstone memory (the glass-like lake in the valley below what looks like Mt. Fuji that we see in this episode) in ‘Akane no mai’ in order to tell Maeve how he plans to get them out of ShogunWorld.

“Freeze all motor functions”

Are people actually bored of Maeve’s story? She is by far the most interesting to me. She seems more “awake” than Delores. Before Delores saw her papa get stolen I couldn’t even follow what she was trying to do. Still not sure about her goals, even though she is always talking about them, she’s just so abstract.