And also, you know what a fucking kite on fire isn’t? An imminent threat to the life of another person that justifies murdering the person who set the kite into the air.

Nikki Haley testifying to the fact that they were putting molotov cocktails on kites and trying to fly them over the boarder

I don’t...I can’t...lol! Also, stealing Whine-1-1...

“I’m happy to be going home now. Finna go home and see my wife, I’m about to hug her, I’m about to see my son. Maybe see another day. Didn’t go to jail.”

I bet she is already on the phone to the department to complain about sending a black female cop and about how “those people” all stick together.

My God. Give these White women back their opiods. Hell, put it in their lattes and brewed teas. They are cutting the eff up without it.

I think less of people who don’t preface Chris Paul’s name with “Noted Whiny Nut Slapping Coward”.

I get such a weird feeling when I see video of police doing the right thing.

It’s awful that once again we have the cops being called over some bullshit, but it’s heartening to see the cops—cops in the South, no less—actually taking the side of the person they’re supposed to take the side of, not to mention shutting down the asshole who wasted everyone’s time. Well handled.

i feel like julius hodge has a desktop

Somewhere Julius Hodge just sighed loudly while closing his laptop screen after seeing this article

Omg, this, fucking this is what is needed from cops, people minding their own business and shutting the fuck up. I am glad they told that fucking lady what is what, people are tired of that shit and need to make them shut ins so they never come out of their caves again.

The Rockets decided that they’d beat the Warriors by signing a guy who they’ve depantsed for five seasons. The funny part was that people bought in.

I’m not Hubie Brown or Dr. Jack Ramsay, but it seems like it’s kinda hard to guard Kevin Durant.

That’s how I had been as a Kings fan since 1984. Took a day or two to sink in when they finally won the Cup in 2012. Right now, though, this Caps team has a similar feel to that Kings team: dominating games on the road, not trying to play too flashy, taking care of their own end of the rink, and having a goaltender…

As someone who is forced to watch these games with my diehard Caps fan gf, I can tell you that this is 100% accurate and 1000% insufferable.

NO.EFFING.WAY.

A friend of mine in Canada has wondered if the Caps’ fans are the most traumatized fans in hockey. Speaking as someone who’s been following them since 1994, I think there’s something to it. I am beyond pleased with the playoffs this year, but, I think we Caps’ fans are at best cautiously optimistic.