Now hold it some more, boy.

Norway is absolutely, 100% dedicated to the notion of prisoner rehabilitation—-their view of crime and punishment is almost the precise polar opposite of, say, Corrections Corporation of America (don't google it if you still believe the US is a free, First World country.)

They should put a PC monitor just out of his reach, playing "no" gifs on repeat.

What the fuck? Fuck this guy! Only 21 years? He should get life or hanged by his balls.

And he gets video games? Fuck him. He shouldnt get shit but a white room with a mattress. Fucking asshole has the gall to whine about not having a PS3 when he is even allowed to live.

Be grateful you can still breath you stupid fuck.

So leave someplace you love just so that you can have more physical stuff you admit you don't need?

Sure, the winner got a gold medal, but she will always have to live with the fact that it was in the Winter Olympics.

I've spoken out so much about this subject, I barely have anything left to say about it, but the comments here at Jezebel give me hope that a lot of people see this situation for what it is. I don't care how unhinged Mia was/is, what Woody Allen did to their family is absolutely fucked up. This valentine's card is the…

I find it strange that Mia's apparent....instability is being used by some people to defend Woody Allen from Dylan's accusations.

I would set his car on fire AT LEAST.

I do not find Mia Farrow's graphic illustration of the destruction of their family due to Woody Allen cheating on her with her teenage daughter to be as shocking as the actual destruction of their family due to Woody Allen cheating on her with her teenage daughter.

If I'd just discovered my partner had been sleeping with my child, you better believe a sad/cryptic card wouldn't be the worst thing to happen.

Obviously, this is my own personal opinion, but if my partner for 12 years and the man I had 3 children with started an affair with my daughter from a previous marriage and essentially destroyed my family without much remorse, he would be lucky to only get this as his valentine.

one month after discovering that her boyfriend of 12 years was having an affair with her 20-year-old daughter

So unbelievably brave...this almost had me in tears at my desk. I applaud Jamie for her bravery. I hope she gets the justice she deserves.

Let's face it.

I know she isn't on the front fold, but the composition of the whole cover, with her in the middle in that long, gold column just brings the eye straight to Lupita. It is like it she is a queen and the rest are her court.

That's Lupita's cover and everyone else is just a prop.

Because you think it's a silly hobby/job therefore it is?

I think a lot of people forget that the company employs a person for their value, not because they are compelled to. Labor laws exists to help the helpless escape unsafe working conditions. Choosing to become a low-paid, objectified cheerleader does not even remotely apply.