Weird. When I imagine Link and Sheik from Ocarina of Time melded together, unsure where one begins and the other ends, united by their inescapable fates, there are SO many more cartoon penises in cartoon vaginas.

She was likely taken aback, tried to remain professional, or didn't want to risk the situation escalating.

Goddamn that person was nasty yesterday.

"I'm broooooke.."

*dead*

*sigh*.

You know what would give you all just the tiniest, smallest, most miniscule fraction of credibility in this whole clusterfuck?

IF EVERY GODDAMN PICTURE THAT ACCOMPANIES YOUR ARTICLES WEREN'T PHOTOSHOPPED WITHIN AN INCH OF THEIR LIVES.

The image in this very article? Shopped. So if you want to talk about better…

Before the days of Photoshop, photogs did their own retouching in the darkroom, largely through a process called dodge and burn. You know, kinda like what Jezebel's been doing the last three days.

I'm probably biased because my dad was a photo retoucher for 30 years (back in the stone age days before photoshop), but I always assumed that everybody knew that the pics you see in the magazines are all retouched.

Congrats on your click-bait scheming double-down! Rarely have I seen anyone give this level of a non-apology! Isn't this the website that's constantly pointing out other people's non-apologies? Isn't this the website where Shia Lebouf is a running joke? So the only thing you have to say to address yesterday's…

KEEP POSTING IT MAKES THIS BETTER

I eagerly await ToHelenBackAgain's response to this. http://jezebel.com/looks-like-the…

Yes, times 100. I'm exporting a ton of jpgs from Lightroom right now, actually — you have to do *something* with raw files, and 99% of the time that something doesn't involve switching anyone's heads around. (And if I wanted to move heads around, I'd give it to a retoucher, because I'm definitely *not* a retoucher,…

THANK YOU. People don't understand that using Photoshop doesn't necessarily mean creating Frankenphotos and switching heads and stuff.
Landscape photographers use photoshop to blend exposures for more dynamic range, to more accurately portray what the eye sees. Anyone who's ever taken a snapshot of a beautiful sunset,…

Their brains were a little touched yesterday to run the pictures despite the negative reaction. Today, they've apparently been retouched.

Somewhat informative, but....

Let it go. All photographers use photo editing software. Lena Dunham looks exactly like... Lena Dunham to me. I think she looks gorgeous in her shots. So what if they were edited a little? Big deal. She looks EXACTLY the same as she always does. Oh, and SPOILER ALERT. Her show, that you're always raving about, is…

I wasn't aware our President was building and blowing up bridges in Russia.

Shut the fuck up and go back to The Blaze.

I did, thank you. I've always hated the term "Black Widow" because it reduces female terrorist to basically "Ladies go crazy without family!!". Men aren't "Black Widowers" or "Grieving Daddys" or what have you, they're angry guys with bombs and agency. The truth is, all of them grew up in the same war-torn shithole…

I think he meant it sarcastically.

Ah yes, male terrorists have complex political, cultural and religious reasons for killing people. Female terrorists are sad and cranky because their babies and/or husbands died.